Wisdom on the Sexes

Today's category: Men vs. Women
Wisdom on the Sexes
– A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– The Style: Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
– A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
– To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
– Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
– Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
– A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
– A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her, a man, of the woman who didn't.
– There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
– Husbands: Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other is to let her have it.
– Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
– Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use in two people remembering the same thing.
– The Battle: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.View hundreds more jokes online.
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Woman Starts Beer Company That Uses 100% Of Profits To Feed The Needy

Woman Starts Beer Company That Uses 100% Of Profits To Feed The Needy

August 24, 2019

Jacquie Berglund is on a mission to turn beer into food.

For the last 20 years, her Minnesota-based brewery has been donating 100% of its profits back to the community.

finnegans beer charity
Credit: Finnegans Brew Co

Berglund opened Finnegans Brew Co. in September of 2000. It's the first beer company to donate 100% of profits to fund fresh produce for those in need.

Through the creation of both FINNEGANS SBC, and its nonprofit counterpart, FINNEGANS Community Fund, Berglund has championed an innovative, market-based approach to addressing and raising awareness about food security in communities across the Midwest.

finnegans beer feeds hungry
Credit: Finnegans Brew Co

Finnegans also has a 'reverse food truck' that is used to collect food and monetary donations in exchange for beer samples.

She currently has six traveling the country, supporting local food banks.

Finnegans is now in its 20th year of business and approaching two million dollars of impact, which equates to about two million pounds of organic food distributed to families in need.

"We live in the wealthiest country in the world. It's a crime that people can't meet their basic needs," Berglund said.

And Finnegans isn't showing any signs of slowing down. Now you can find Finnegans beer in four Midwest states.

"I always wanted to leave the world a better place," she says. "I'm just hardwired that way."